I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
