there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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