dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
God, I missed his penis.
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