I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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