so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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