ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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