Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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