i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
