How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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