We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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