I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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