I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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