Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
