What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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