Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Alive.
So much puke
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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