my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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