so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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