The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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