We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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