Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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