1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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