I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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