they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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