i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Pants are for mortals
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
