Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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