Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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