can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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