Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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