Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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