you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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