It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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