Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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