I look better un-naked...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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