I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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