I accidentally had phone sex last night
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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