how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
it glows. i had to have it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Panties = found
Randomize
