You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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