Cold hands, warm shart.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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