If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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