Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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