So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Randomize
