I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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