You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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