It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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