She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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