Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I deserve this hangover.
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