Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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