I hate all girls vehemently.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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