this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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