yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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