Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
