Betty ford says i'm here all night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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