We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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