hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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